Jessica Biel has a perfect ass but apparently she had to leave right after the show to grade papers or return a library book or whatever it is that chicks in boring dresses go do.
I’m positive that Eva Mendes is one of the X-Men and her power has something to do with her two foot long man-hands. Like picking up airplanes, punching through mountains, and not being offended when guys pass on handjobs.
Mandy Moore showed up with her incredibly gorgeous boyfriend. From that look in his eye, you know he can’t wait to go home and fix her computer. How did she get so lucky?!
Note: I’m aware that is John Krasinski. That was my sarcastic way of spelling out how different and dorky he looked last night.
I’ve liked Meagan Good ever since I saw her in Brick, but um, is she an evil genius now? What’s with the eyebrows? I was just hoping to break in your house and see you naked, not be dangled over a mutant shark tank because I stumbled onto your plan for world domination.
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Thor: The Essential Reading List
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10. THOR: FIRST THUNDER
Writer: Bryan J.L. Glass, Art: Tan Eng Huat
For those who want a rebooted, shined up, and more cohesive idea of who Thor is, I give you Thor: First Thunder. Glass writes a wonderful look at the God of Thunder’s first year, including who Donald Blake is, why Thor is walking the Earth, and how Donald Blake’s secret connects them. There’s also some great action, including Thor’s first encounter with Iron Man and Reed Richards.
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9. THOR: FOR ASGARD
Writer: Robert Rodi, Art: Simone Bianchi
An interesting adventure for Thor. Stuck in the middle of an armed revolt, with Odin missing and the world being beaten down by a year-long winter, Thor must try to protect his empire without his hammer, Mjolnir, which has decided to deny him.
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8. THOR: THE MIGHTY AVENGER VOL. 2
Writer: Roger Langridge, Art: Chris Samnee
One of the most entertaining collections of Thor stories, The Mighty Avenger features our hero battling Sub-Mariner, Fin Fang Foom, and stepping up to the side of Iron Man. The art on this run by Samnee is absolutely outstanding.
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7. THOR
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski, Art: Olivier Coipel, Marko Djurdjevic & David Aja
Awakening from his years asleep, Thor returns to find Asgard now hovers over a small town in middle America. The fallen warriors of the realm are hidden within earthly beings and it’s up to Thor to free them. This run also marks a return to the connection between Thor and Dr. Donald Blake.
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6: THE MIGHTY THOR: THE LOST GODS
Writer: Tom DeFalco, Art: Mike Deodato, Sal Buscema
Thor is dead. If that wasn’t bad enough, the gods are walking in the world of mortal men with no memory of who they are. Can they awaken and unite to stand against Seth, God of Death, before he lays waste to the universe?
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5: THOR: TALES OF ASGARD
Writer: Stan Lee, Art: Jack Kirby
Here, the team of Kirby and Lee take to explaining the story of Asgard. Focused more on the outer realms, Tales of Asgard explains the origins of the Frost and Storm giants, plus a deeper look at Heimdall and even the creation of Asgard. For those more interested in the god-like tales of Thor, this is another Kirby/Lee must own.
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4. AVENGERS DISASSEMBLED: THE MIGHTY THOR
Writer: Michael Avon Oeming, Art: Andrea Di Vito
One of my favorite runs of Thor. Though the arc was only a few issues, it had one of the strongest impacts on the character. After the fall of the Avengers, Asgard is left vulnerable. Thor’s devious brother Loki attacks Asgard, forcing an already exhausted Thor, along with the Warriors Three, to fight the most important battle of their lives. At the end, Thor drives Loki back, but at the loss of everything. Thor then slips into Odinsleep and the character is removed from the Marvel continuity for several years.
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3. THE MIGHTY THOR OMNIBUS VOL. 1
Writer: Stan Lee, Art: Jack Kirby
While the reboot of Thor is less expansive, nothing comes close to the original stories from Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. These are the tales that allowed Thor to be such an enduring character. Kirby’s art is outstanding, and Lee creates a universe that will astonish you.
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2. THOR: THE DEATH OF ODIN
Writer: Dan Jurgens, Art: Walter Taborda, Jim Starlin, Stuart Immonen, Joe Bennett & Tom Grummett
Considered the second best run of Thor, Jurgens excelled at expanding the identity of the God of Thunder. An ancient evil stalks the planet Earth, one that can only be stopped by Thor and the Gods of Asgard. However, victory comes at a terrible price - one that will cause ripples throughout Asgard for all time.
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1. THE MIGHTY THOR BY WALTER SIMONSON
Writer: Walt Simonson, Art: Walt Simonson, Sal Buscema
The Walt Simonson run on Thor is easily the greatest in the history of the character. Simonson is allowed full artistic freedom, and he lets the ideas flow. From the bizarre Thor Frog, to the introduction of Beta Ray Bill, Simonson redefined Thor, and created a legendary run that is untouchable.
