Britney Spears is Beached

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Britney Spears and her cousin, Allie, were at some beach over the weekend. Good news is, Britney finally matched an outfit. Even greater news is that these pictures aren’t hi-res. Because, well, Britney’s dented ass was in a thong. Not pictured – Britney’s kids, self respect.

Update: These pictures are even hotter.