Britney Spears Pukes in the Men’s Bathroom

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Just two days before she posted a rambling letter on her website in which she blamed other people for her problems, Britney Spears had to be carried out of the men’s bathroom at LA’s famous Sky Bar, where she was found vomiting uncontrollably. The Sun reports:

Out of it, she was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”…”Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it’ but I don’t know if she was drunk or not. The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.”…The source added: “It was really sad. Everyone thinks she’s getting back on track after her comeback shows but that’s clearly not the case. I think she needs proper help.”

The only people who need proper help is whoever had to clean up that bathroom. They just wanted to clean the cocaine off the sink and pick up the dropped $100 bills off the floor like every other night, not hose down all the beer and caramel pork rinds that came out of the drunk redneck curled up on the floor. I don’t even wan’t to know what it smelled like in there. My guess? Low tide.

Britney looking like absolute shit as usual: