Salma Hayek is Very Pregnant

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In case you weren’t sure, Salma Hayek is really, really pregnant. She looks like she’s carrying a six year old, but damn if she doesn’t look a million times hotter than most of the skanks on this site. I also hear that pregnant women are always horny, so that would make her more susceptible to my plan. When I tell her about our reservations at the Chinese buffet and the two tickets to Georgia Rule, she’ll be unable to resist!