Jessica Simpson is Sad
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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were in Los Cabos, Mexico this weekend and conveniently had an “argument” in full view of paparazzi. Desperate cries for attention and relevance aside, I never understood why the media wants me to think these two are supposed to be some hot Hollywood couple, because Jessica Simpson is basically a man with tits. And sure John Mayer’s music may have rocked your slumber party, but he looks like he thinks his phone might be tapped. Hot couple? Oh baby, you believe it!