Lindsay Lohan, DUI, Cocaine, Not in Jail

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A curb and trees managed to get in the way of Lindsay Lohan’s habitual drunk/high driving at 5:30 a.m. Saturday. Copy, paste

In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a “usable amount” of a drug they say was cocaine at the scene. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found but it was “not on her person.”

Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills, Calif. around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” The two other people in her car were not hurt they said.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and “tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest” for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Lt. McCann said it appeared as if Lohan was speeding and lost control.

Lohan was cited and released and will have to face a judge.

A rep for Lohan could not be reached for comment.”

In case there’s any confusion, allow me to clear this up. 20 year old, underage, drunk Lindsay Lohan crashed her car, fled the scene of the crime/accident, was too high to remember to grab her stash of coke before she bailed, got treated for superficial bruises she sustained in the crash and had to admit she crashed that car, because, duh.

But here’s the best part …

She got cited for misdemeanor DUI and released.

NORMAL scumbags on a holiday weekend get arrested and thrown in jail for DUI so they can wait until Tuesday morning at the earliest for a judge to decide whether or not the offenders will be released before their court date. And what the fuck is “misdemeanor” DUI?? Does that mean she wasn’t as ugly as other DUI dickheads, or she could have killed people, but didn’t try hard enough? To those of you in jail right now who may or may not be out by mid-next week for taking all that holiday fun behind the wheel, please remember Lindsay Lohan is better than you. Happy Memorial Day!

Video submitted by Melody and Shane via email:

Lindsay at a gas station at 4:30 a.m. on May 24. Sober, I’m sure:

Source: TMZ