Jessica Alba Gets Pulled Over

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Jessica Alba got pulled over yesterday. I’m not sure why. Maybe for “driving without makeup,” or “hybrid car isn’t politically correct enough.” The laws in Hollywood are a lot different, so it could have been anything. After the police officer checked the trunk for smuggled illegals, I hope he was smart enough to slip her his phone number and tell her where he wants to stick his Mag-Lite and billy club. Chicks love that stuff.