Eva Longoria Has Sand Fleas

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Here’s Eva Longoria at the “Spike For Hope” charity volleyball tournament which is supposed to help cure cancer or something. I’m not sure what crawling around looking like a dog taking a piss has to do with volleyball or curing cancer, but I do know Eva has a good strategy. When you’re 4′ 2″ which, naturally, means you suck at beach volleyball, just take off your pants. Then you can distract everyone on your team with your ass-mole and cause them to lose. I forgot where I was going with this because I really don’t give a shit about Eva Longoria, so here are some pictures…