Pamela Anderson Gets Booed at Cannes
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Pamela Anderson showed up two hours late to a photo call in Cannes to promote her shitty movie, Blonde and Blonder, and the photographers were so angry, they booed her when she arrived. Furthermore, she only stayed for a couple minutes before she took off. She had the following excuses for being so rude:
Anderson, who claimed she was suffering from a fever, was a late addition to the annual film gathering, after initially telling movie bosses she wouldn’t be attending Cannes this year. And she still wasn’t sure she had made the right decision when she arrived in the South of France. She told reporters, “Cannes is crazy, it’s silly. Even watching it on television this morning, seeing these people, it’s like the actors are prodded through like cattle.”
Listen, honey, you’re also “crazy” and “silly.” And about the “cattle” stuff … some would venture to call your ridiculous looking breasts “udders.” So maybe it’s not a good idea to use that language to insult Cannes. Just do what everyone else does and call the French smelly people with funny accents, and remind everyone that French chicks have hairy armpits. If that doesn’t work, suck everyone’s cocks. Works for me.