Britney Spears Has a New Wig and No Bra

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Britney Spears showed up at the Millennium Dance Studio on Sunday with a new blonde wig and (surprise!) no bra. As usual, she looked like absolute shit. Britney could fill a swimming pool with hundred dollar bills, but she hasn’t gone out in public in an outfit that made sense in three years. At this point, I’m convinced Britney’s stylist is a rodeo clown, because a homeless man makes better fashion choices than this disaster.

Here’s Britney’s cousin/assistant Allie buying that wig for Britney:

Update: Looks like she hasn’t dropped the cigarette habit yet.