One of the Pussycat trannies, Nicole Scherzinger, is dating one of the “stars” of MTV’s Laguna Beach, Talan Torriero, and here they are in Hawaii. Exciting, isn’t it? I love Talan’s cheesy tattoos. I think I love the twinkle, twinkle, little stars on his ribcage the most. I’m guessing either the tattoo artist was laughing too hard to finish them, or Talan looked in the mirror at some point and said, “Stop, that looks gay enough.” I must say, Nicole’s penis tucking skills are quite impressive, but his shaving skills … not so much.
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