Kate Bosworth is Still at the Beach

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I know Kate Bosworth is supposed to be “looking better,” but she still looks like me, when I was 9 years old, and my mom couldn’t afford food. I expect Sally Struthers to waddle into these pictures any minute and put her arm around Kate, and then a phone number will pop up the screen, and Sally will cry. Then some beachgoers will gather and help push Sally back in the ocean.