Britney Spears Sleeps With Trash

[Gallery not found]

Friends are warning Britney Spears to break it off with her new man she met in rehab, musician Howie Day. Day was arrested in 2004 for locking a female fan in his tour bus bathroom after she refused to have sex with him. The following year, Day was arrested at Boston’s Logan International Airport after he, under the influence of sleeping pills, alcohol and stupidity, became verbally abusive toward the flight crew and began kicking the seats of other passengers. A source says:

People have told Britney point-blank this guy has a permanent barstool in the Loser Lounge. I was with her when one of her most trusted girlfriends told her, ‘You cannot let this guy into your life – after he gets a little publicity he will be gone.’ But when people say stuff like that, it’s music to Britney’s ears. She likes the drama.”

How does Kevin Federline feel about all this? Glad you asked:

When Kevin heard they had a sleepover at her house, everyone wanted to know about it…He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to find trash, referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab.”

Wow, how big of a piece shit do you have to be to have a guy like K-Fed making fun of you? Kevin’s greatest accomplishment was not pulling out of Britney Spears. Good luck trying to explain to Britney why Howie Day is a loser. Her mental capacity is somewhere between a Coke can and a Teddy Ruxpin.

Britney in Las Vegas (Get out of my city. Love, Jenny) on May 6th: