Dina Lohan is a Wonderful Mother

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Desperate to launch a career in television, Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mother, was hired by ET to cover the red carpet at last night’s premiere of Georgia Rule, but sources say she was only hired in exchange for an exclusive interview in which she will discuss Lindsay’s recent drug scandal. Page Six reports:

Dina wants to be a TV star,” said one snitch. “But ‘ET’ may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive.”… A spokeswoman for the show told Page Six: “Dina Lohan will be a special correspondent for the ‘Georgia Rule’ premiere. We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.”… This isn’t the first time Dina has tried to use her daughter’s fame to snag an “exclusive.” When Lindsay was in rehab, her mom took “ET” on the plane with her and her other daughter, Ali Lohan, to go “visit” Lindsay at the Wonderland facility in L.A. “She was so angry there were cameras there,” said a friend of Lindsay’s. “And people at the rehab center were infuriated.” OK! magazine also recently reported that Dina – who claims her friends call her the “white Oprah” – was vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s spot on “The View.” One insider told Page Six that would “never happen”…”

Dina Lohan is going to have a brilliant career as a talk show host, because who better to take advice from than a slutty, delusional, former wife of an ex-con and the enabling mother of a coke whore? Clearly she has life figured out. Apply her pearls of wisdom and there’s no telling what life will have in store for you!

Lindsay at the Georgia Rule premiere: