Catching Up With Britney Spears

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Here’s what Britney looks like when she’s not on her wittle “comeback” tour’s stages.

She still has fans. I know that’s amusing (and sad), but, no, I’m not kidding. People still pay money to see this clown lip-sync.

For fuck’s sake, she still writes on herself. Aren’t you supposed to stop that shit in junior high? All it took for me to knock it off was a couple of people telling me it made me look like a filthy dirtbag, but I guess Britney thinks “filthy dirtbag” is a compliment. Does she speak English?