Brooke Hogan is a Monster

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I’ve heard that all women have cellulite, so I guess there’s a good reason Brooke Hogan doesn’t have any. She’s a man. Here he is “performing” at something called Sunfest, which I assume is some kind of showcase for drag queens, because there would be no other reason anyone would want to see this beast on stage. Seriously, what’s up with the outfit? Am I supposed to be turned on or hoping you beat Nitro in the finals?