Lindsay and Paris Party With Rats

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You’re probably thinking that with all the partying that Lindsay Lohan does, there’d be some kind of video floating that she doesn’t want you to see. Hey, look at you, smarty pants!

Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to stop partying – and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony.”

I promised myself I wouldn’t do another Lindsay Lohan post for the rest of the week, but this one involves a giant rat. A giant rat, man. It was at a party with this skank, so I’m guessing it wasn’t there to teach turtles to be ninjas. More than likely, it was trying to get away because he saw what just happened to the gerbil. Oh my…oh…oh, God!!

Lindsay leaving Club Parc (imagine that!) on May 1st: