Gisele Bundchen is Gone

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Gisele Bundchen has cut ties with Victoria’s Secret after the lingerie company refused to pay her requested salary of $5 million a year. A source says:

Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”

Gisele kinda looks like a man, so I probably wouldn’t have given her $5 million either. Especially with the insanely hot Alessandra Ambrosio set to be the company’s new breakout star. In a related story, I was forced out of the western wear modeling world by jealously and deceit. Apparently my lavender assless chaps intimidated some people.