Pete Wentz is Super Cool

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If you’re an emo kid and you wonder why you’re always getting your ass kicked, this video should give you a hint as to why. If a dude ever came up to me and wanted to share his tips on putting on eyeliner, I’ll be glad to share my tips on how to stop the bleeding. Especially when step #2 is “smear it, because if you’re a guy, you don’t want your makeup to look perfect.” Oh yeah, totally! Because the last thing a guy wants when he’s wearing eyeliner is to look gay.

Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, and skinny jeans:

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