Britney is Still Not Home With Her Kids

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These boots are made for walking,

and that’s just what they’ll do.

One of these days I’m gonna take them off,

and they will smell a lot like poo.

Update: Here’s where I won’t be on May 2nd and May 3rd … in case you were wondering.

Update: Apparently I missed the sexiest picture yesterday. You’re welcome!