Pamela Anderson Relives the Good Ol’ Days

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It’s pretty cool that DIRECTV is bringing back C.J. Parker for a new commercial. Too bad they couldn’t get George Lucas, because it’s gonna take massive quantities of CGI for me to want to see this in hi-def. I’m not in marketing, so I’m not sure what exactly DIRECTV wants me to do. Do they they want me ditch my cable company or spray my TV with holy water? I can’t tell.