Reese Witherspoon Isn’t GLAAD

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Reese Witherspoon, who’s supposedly been “dating” Jake Gyllenhaal for the past two months, is reportedly furious after Jake shared a kiss and a long embrace with Jennifer Aniston as he presented her with a GLAAD Vanguard Award earlier this month. As source says:

It wasn’t just a polite peck on the cheek. There was definitely feeling in that embrace. When Reese heard about it, she broke down in tears asking, ‘Why would he do that?’ She is very unhappy about it…She always thought Jake was intelligent and charming. That’s why she’s so stunned by the photographs of Jake and Jen. She’s really hurt by what she’s seen. They seem to be very explicit and everyone knows Jennifer’s looking for love.”

Wow. Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist deserves to be a first ballot hall of famer. Really. Because that’s the only way to explain this story. I’ve seen sexier kisses at a funeral, but now we’re expected to believe that Reese Witherspoon is crying herself to sleep at night because Jennifer Aniston and Donnie Darko shared an awkward hug. On stage. There are a million paparazzi pictures of this guy, but you never seem to see him with women (other than his sister). Why is that? When asked for comment Jake Gyllenhaal said, “Oh don’t be silly. You know girls don’t have penises.”

Reese Witherspoon on April 21st: