Photo: Instagram / Lyna Perez
Lyna Perez sure knows how to spice up your internet experience, doesn’t she? But with a tagline like, “I basically live in a bikini” and over three million followers to her name on Instagram alone (her Twitter page by comparison has only racked up a modest 73 thou and counting), it’s to be expected. And we don’t use the term “rack” lightly, as you’ll soon see. That’s because today, she posted the following photo with the caption, “Have you ever wished for X-ray vision?”
Your answer is irrelevant, by the way.
Update: We has to switch to Twitter embeds. Her photos were too sexy for Instagram after all.
Have you ever wished for X-ray vision? pic.twitter.com/BakIntmlUx
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) September 27, 2017
All those years you spent pondering whether or not I should finally invest in a pair of x-ray vision goggles from a comic book ad out the window! Turns out you should have just been keeping your eyes on Lyna the whole time. Oh well. Can’t really be sore about it. After all, now you know she’s constantly cranking out photos like the one above. That’s bound to make any man feel good. If not, here are a few more recent gems you won’t exactly need the ability to see through clothing to enjoy:
You guys is this considered clothes…asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/hsfq00OGH6
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) September 20, 2017
Sometimes you have to pull your own damn hair pic.twitter.com/XmyPOIk86Q
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) September 13, 2017
My arm looks like it's about to break trying to contain a nip slip pic.twitter.com/SHxvJtGgAu
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) September 7, 2017
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) September 4, 2017
Resting bitch face at its finest ooopsie daisies pic.twitter.com/FDgiIAyAVh
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) August 30, 2017
Oral fixation or just hungry… you decide pic.twitter.com/hkX6kJTCtd
— Lyna Perez (@lynaritaaa) August 29, 2017
Out of sight!