Wouldn’t it be great if–for Christmas this year–your parents could fill your stockings with all the girls who try out to be a Victoria’s Secret model for their annual fashion show? Well, the bad news is your folks let you down, yet again, but the good news is Mandatory will never let you down, especially when it comes to supplying you with endless amounts of gorgeous girls during the holidays. CBS gives us a PG-13 behind-the-scenes take of the casting calls for Victoria’s Secret’s upcoming London show, the big one, where girls compete to join the ranks of Adriana Lima and other sexy company. This is better than backstage passes, as you get to see a variety of beautiful long-stemmed roses walk half naked voluntarily. If that’s not enough, you’re a spoiled brat who cannot be pleased by anything this Christmas, but just as a bonus stocking stuffer, you can check out the show on Tuesday, December 9 (on CBS). Stuff your stocking with that, my horny little elves.
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