Surfer Alana Blanchard can do more than just ride a monster swell in Hawaii; she can stop traffic on both land and water when she’s riding and modeling the hell out of her tiny swimsuits. Sports Illustrated noticed Alana in 2013 and gave her the attention she deserves after she was picked up to star in her own web series “Surfer Girl” in 2011. With three seasons already in the bag, Alana Blanchard is more than just a pretty face or a little surfer girl. She’s the resurgence of sexy women in the underwater workplace, giving an eyeful to every guy who sees her out-ride the waves and every girl who ever wanted to look good in a swimsuit.
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