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Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @MrPhetz Why did my ex Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off? Why did you do that, Sharon?! ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @Fred_Delicious Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. "I'm Bruce Willis" he says. The parrot repeats it. "Yeah right" Bruce says, but is secretly worried. ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @JennyPentland The lone plane crash survivor crawls ashore a deserted island and takes shelter under a tree. Carved in bark: Hot Singles In Your Area ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @mrtimlong "Here's the situation/ I been to every nation." Really, Enrique Iglesias? HOW WAS BURKINA FASO, YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @eliyudin Grilled cheese is the sweatpants of food. ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @katiefzack I don't throw people under the bus because there's a chance they could lay flat in the center and not get hurt, which I'm not okay with. ...