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Mother's Day has come and gone, but the lessons moms have bestowed upon their children will keep them on the right path throughout the year. That's what we here at Mandatory think, anyway. Yet, once our editorial staff got together to reminisce about common motherly warnings and words of wisdom, we realized that among the gems, there were an equal amount of duds that don't quite work out or even make sense. But as many of our mothers have told us, "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." Were they referring to hard drugs and booze? Of course not, but that was our mistake. Anyway, ...
We're not exactly sure why, but DJs have completely ridiculous names. And now you can get your own completely ridiculous DJ name for yourself. Just match the first letter of your first name and the last letter of your last name in the chart below and you have your very own personalized DJ name. (For example, George Bush's DJ name would be "DJ Mumford & Ass Cheeks" while Barack Obama would be "DJ Ponce de Orgasm.") Find your name and start spinning. And when you're done, take our Hipster Baby Name Generator for a spin. ...
Comedian Kurt Braunohler set out to raise $4,000 using Kickstarter to "hire a man to write stupid things with clouds in the sky." He succeeded in raising nearly $7,000. And then followed through on his promise. Why would someone do such a thing? According to Kurt: "I think we can all agree that life is pretty bleak place to be a lot of the time. Often you might even think, 'Who thought this was a good idea to begin with!?' But I think that if there’s a way we can, just for a fleeting moment, give strangers an unexpected gift of absurdity, then I think we can make the world a slightly better ...