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The highly anticipated fourth season of the cult TV classic "Arrested Development" is finally upon us, available on Netflix on May 26. This glorious occasion inspired my colleague Max Miller and me to rewatch all 53 episodes from the first three seasons and compile a list of the 100 greatest quotes from the show. This proved to be a fun, but difficult, task, as the hilarious dysfunction of the Bluth family provided an avalanche of quips, innuendos and one-liners. Since the genius of a show as well-written and dry as "Arrested Development" lies in the delivery and context of the jokes, we had to set a few ground rules to make this list manageable. For the top 100 we limited it to stand-alone ...
The Internet has worked itself into a frothy lather over the new Daft Punk album Random Access Memories. While the duo loves generating attention about their music, the French DJs Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo don't like being photographed unless their faces are obscured. It all begs the question: who is really hiding behind those masks? Here are six duos that could be Daft Punk. Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un Oprah and Stedman Milli Vanilli C3PO and R2D2 Bert and Ernie Bad Luck Brian and Ermahgerd Girl ...
This week has bearly just begun and we're already ready for the weekend. (Case in point: I made a bear pun for a photo of a bear lighting its own farts. C'mon, long weekend.) ...
It's Monday. Don't let the bear eat your baby while you're clicking through today's funny photos. ...
Mother's Day has come and gone, but the lessons moms have bestowed upon their children will keep them on the right path throughout the year. That's what we here at Mandatory think, anyway. Yet, once our editorial staff got together to reminisce about common motherly warnings and words of wisdom, we realized that among the gems, there were an equal amount of duds that don't quite work out or even make sense. But as many of our mothers have told us, "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." Were they referring to hard drugs and booze? Of course not, but that was our mistake. Anyway, ...
Friday's here, so put on your ski mask, head over to Petsmart and kick this weekend off the right way. ...
