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Absolute Nutjob Says You Should Get Your Infant’s Consent Before Changing Diapers

by Tommy Gimler

Lizards With Toxic Green Blood Actually Exist In New Guinea

by Tommy Gimler

Iowa Man Hospitalized After Dog Accidentally Shoots Him While Wrestling

by Josh Helmuth

Couple Finds Stolen Safe Full Of Cash And Diamonds Buried In Backyard

by Josh Helmuth

Black Hole That Could Swallow The Sun In Two Days Growing At Record Pace

by Tommy Gimler

Mass Amounts Of Hippo Poop Suffocating The Fish Of Africa

PLAY-DOH Has Officially Trademarked It’s Scent For Some Reason

North Dakota Man Gets Probation For Pocketing $1000 He Found On The Ground

Iowa Man Arrested For Measuring Penis In Front Of Strangers In University Bathroom

by Mandatory Editors

‘Yanny’ VS. ‘Laurel’ Has Been Dethroned By ‘Brainstorm’ VS. ‘Green Needle’

Michigan Woman Fired For Giving Coworkers Laxative Brownies

by Tommy Gimler

People Really Need To Learn The Difference Between Bears And Dogs

Wisconsin Police Applaud “Best Senior Prank” Ever

by Josh Helmuth

Atlas Robot Can Now Run: A Terminator Joke Or Here To Kill Us All?

by Josh Helmuth

This Endangered Species Is Killing Itself With Too Much Sex

by Josh Helmuth

You’re Not A True Stalker Until You Send 65,000 Texts And Break In To Take A Bath

Researchers Trained Spider To Jump On Command, Hope To Replicate Skill In Robots

by Josh Helmuth

Indiana Man Arrested Cutting Grass On Neighbor’s Property…Drunk

by Tommy Gimler

Just Two Bobcats Duking It Out At The Top Of A Utility Pole

by Tommy Gimler

Bear Witness To Man From Wisconsin Who Has Eaten 30,000 Big Macs

by Tommy Gimler

Tennessee Woman Arrested For Throwing Sardines At Her Sister Over Broken Phone

by Tommy Gimler

Denver Woman Wrecks 7-Eleven Microwave When Her Cup Of Urine Explodes

by Tommy Gimler