Score Globally with 10 Pickup Lines in 3 Languages

If traveling to a foreign land to meet some continental ladies is in your future—and you’re worried your best lines won’t work overseas—fret not. The guys over at One Hour Translation have your back.

We asked them to translate 10 hilarious and perfectly cheesy pickup lines into three different languages (Spanish, Italian and French) so all you need to do now is memorize them and hit the outdoor cafes.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Tú eres soltera. Yo también. ¿Será coincidencia? No creo. – Spanish
Sei single. Sono single. Sarà una coincidenza? Io dico di no – Italian
Tu es célibataire. Je suis célibataire. Coïncidence ? Je ne pense pas. – French

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

¿Te dolió cuando te caíste del paraíso? –Spanish
Ti sei fatta male cadendo dal cielo? – Italian
Tu as eu mal quand tu es tombé de haut ? – French

I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I’m going to need to get that.

Me aprendí de memoria todos los teléfonos de la guía telefónica, pero resulta que se me olvidó el tuyo. Tendremos que remediar eso. – Spanish
Ho memorizzato ogni numero della mia rubrica, ma sono riuscito a perdere il tuo. Ho bisogno di ritrovarlo. – Italian
J’ai appris tous les numéros de l’annuaire, mais j’ai réussi à perdre le tien. Je vais en avoir besoin. – French

I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

No sé si te lo hayan dicho, pero te pareces mucho a mi próxima novia. – Spanish
Non so se lo sai, ma sembri la/il mia/o prossima/o ragazza/ragazzo. – Italian
Je ne sais pas si tu sais, mais tu ressembles beaucoup à mon ex petite amie / petit ami. – French

Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right!

¿Eres un ángulo de 90 grados? ¡Porque te ves correcta! – Spanish
Sei un angolo di 90°? Perché in te vedo un angolo di cielo! – Italian
Es-tu un angle droit ? Parce que tu as l’air bien – French

If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

Si tuviera que calificarte del 1 al 10 te pondría 9, porque yo soy el uno que te falta. – Spanish
Se dovessi darti un giudizio da 1 a 10, ti darei 9, io sono la parte che ti manca per arrivare a 10. – Italian
Si je devais te donner une note entre 1 et 10, je te donnerais 9 car je suis le point qui te manque. – French

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

¿Te duelen las piernas por haber corrido toda la noche en mis sueños? –Spanish
Non sei stanca? Ti ho vista tutta notte nei miei sogni – Italian
Est-ce que tu as mal aux jambes d’avoir couru dans mes rêves toute la nuit ? – French

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

¿Eres religiosa? Porque eres la respuesta a todas mis oraciones. – Spanish
Credi in Dio? Perché sei la risposta a tutte le mie preghiere – Italian
Tu es croyante? Parce que tu es la réponse à toutes mes prières. – French

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

¿Tienes un espejo en el bolsillo? Porque me veo metido en tus pantalones. – Spanish
Hai uno specchietto in tasca? Mi vedo riflesso nei tuoi pantaloni. – Italian
C’est un miroir dans ta poche ? Parce que je me vois dans ton pantalon. – French

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.