The Big List: Hero Stops School Shooting! Space Jam 4 Eva!

August 23, 2013

Time to become a famous basketball player, decide to retire and switch over to baseball, help some cartoon characters not get enslaved at an evil intergalactic theme park by playing basketball again, go back to playing basketball professionally, help your basketball buddies get their grooves back from aliens and check out these links!

Georgia School Shooting: Antoinette Tuff Hailed As Hero

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/22/us/georgia-school-shooting-hero/

She’s Tuff!

How Will Chelsea Manning Be Treated In Prison?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/22/how-will-chelsea-manning-be-treated-in-prison.html

Follow-Up Question: Heh?

The God Of SNL Will See You Now

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/25/arts/television/the-god-of-snl-will-see-you-now.html

Here’s how famous cast members got hired to repeat catchphrases incessantly every Saturday night!

Unidentified 13 Foot Long Sea Monster With Horns Washes Up On Beach In Spain

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2399959/Unidentified-Spanish-sea-monster-washes-Villaricos-beach.html

How to drown your dragon.

35 Facts That Prove Space Jam Is Criminally Underrated

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/35-facts-that-prove-space-jam-is-criminally-underrated

It’s time to slam now… 17 years later.

Th-th-th-that’s all for this this edition of The Big List, folks!

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.