7 Funny Zombie Songs

#1 on the Zombie Billboard Charts is currently, and has always been, brains. They’re not much for music. However, zombie fans love writing tributes to their favorite flesh-eating, horror-ific hoardes. Here are 7 funny zombie songs:


Your Favorite Martian – “Zombie Love Song”

Surprisingly honest for an online dater.


Beau Chevassus – “Zombie Rap”

I’ve got 99 Problems and they all involve the acquiring and eating of brains.


Single File – “Zombies Ate My Neighbors”

Bucket on the head is the perfect zombie shield.


TEAMHEADKICK – “Hide Your Kids (Nazi Zombie Rap)”

Killing zombies and avenging Jews? Now I’m on board.


Posey – “I Am A Zombie”

Aww, she’s so cuuu—oh my god!!


Plants vs. Zombie – “There’s A Zombie On Your Lawn”

Are there any living organisms zombies get along with?


Jonathan Coulton – “Re: Your Brains”

They might be mindless, but they’ve got good singing voices.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!