10 Signs From A Funny Liquor Store
Sav-Mor Liquors has hilarious signs. I’m not just saying that because I’m drunk and everything is funny to me right now, though to be fair, I always drink plenty of Blogger Juice (tequila) before writing. These guys do a great job with their signs. Here are our 10 favorites:
Scotch also means, “I need to drink to forget how disappointed I am with you.”
Another great gift: her best years back.
Kids and Families
September is like summer vacation for adults, only not really.
The Best Present
Liquor vs. Season Tickets – now that’s a fight.
Blah blah blah agreed.
It’s harder to see the 4th of July fireworks in the emergency waiting room.
…and that’s why Al Gore shops here.
Eventually, even liquor signs go meta.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!