Top 10 Pick Up Lines For Cars

We all know that cars cannot talk.  Unless, of course, they are in a Pixar movie.  But if they could, I can only imagine that these are the top 10 ways to pick up a hot, lady-car.

 

Top Ten Pick Up Lines For Cars

10.  Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

9.    Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

8.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

7.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

6.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.

5.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.

4.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.

3.    Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

2.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.

1.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.

 

So next time you're hittin' on a sexy lady, be sure to keep these gems in your arsenal.