Jared Leto Is Super Fashionable

It’s hard to keep up with the fashion weeks, but Jared Leto is at the one in Milan where apparently all the models have gross acne because that’s a thing now. Jared Leto doesn’t have acne, but he did wear whatever the hell all this was. Looks like he lettered in puffy unicorn sticker scrapbooking.  He can also probably bang any chick at any time at any location, so I guess he can wear shit like this. You can’t. Especially that floral shirt and penny loafers you have on right now. And are your young ass jeans rolled up? Take off the fedora. Jesus Christ, man. Look at yourself. You’re a craft beer that’s been pressed on vinyl.