The Only Royal Wedding Recap You Need

Americans have always had a strange fascination with British Royal Weddings, but this year seemed to amp it up even more with an American bride and our own country being led by a twisted, Funhouse-mirror Royal Family.

But we’re betting a good many of you just didn’t tune it at all. Why would you? It’s hard enough to sit through a wedding of someone you know. We can’t imagine the level of Suits fandom that exists to make this appointment viewing.

Still, you can’t escape it–luckily, the Bad Lip Reading guys have given us the only wedding recap we need. “Hagrid”? Really, Meghan? We’d have pegged you as more of a Weasley fan…