Guy In Japan Tries To Get Girl To Like Him By Giving Her Porn Mags

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We all do stupid things when we’re in love. Hell, I once got a girl’s number in high school and called her every single night because I thought that was what you were supposed to do.

According to Japankyo, a man in Japan had a different way of letting the love of his life know that his heart was hers, and of course, we’re talking about the fact that he left smut magazines in the front basket on her bike.

That’s right, kids. Police said the 27-year-old man did it three times between January and March, walking up to the bicycle belonging to a 19-year-old female college student in the Hyogo city of Himeji and throwing in whatever the Japanese equivalent to Hustler is.

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Police say the suspect would go to where the victim parked her bicycle after returning home and drop off the adult magazines. The suspect learned where the victim lived when he secretly followed her home one day after spotting her at a train station bicycle parking lot and, as one report put it, “fell in love with her at first sight.”

Well, let’s just say leaving her porn mags didn’t work. Police arrested him earlier this week on suspicion of violating “anti-stalking laws.”

The good news for the poor, porn-loving bastard? You guessed it – somebody made a hysterical CG reenactment of it, and it’s comedy gold. Enjoy.

Incredible.