Ever Been So Drunk You Broke Into A Home And Cooked Yourself Some Nuggets?

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I know that the majority of us have done some pretty absurd things while completely trashed, but even I can say that I’ve never found myself breaking into someone’s house, let alone cooking something in said house. Well that’s exactly what Bradley Madden did.

According to The Smoking Gun, the 21-year-old Minnesota man broke into a home early Saturday morning through an unlocked garage door. He then proceeded to cook himself, and get this, “children’s chicken nuggets.”

According to police, Madden was in the home while it was being occupied by the homeowner and her two juvenile children. And not only did Madden get himself some children’s nuggets (hopefully dinosaur-shaped), but he also got himself a drink. The homeowner did confront Madden inside her home and says he appeared to be inebriated. Yeah, I think we all figured that one out.

Madden was arrested on a felony burglary charge, although cops did note that Madden, “did not appear to be intoxicated to the point of not being able to make conscious decisions.” So this guy was sober enough to know that breaking into a home filled with two kids was probably not the best move.

Let’s hope when Madden is released he finds a way to purchase his own box of frozen nuggets. That’s the dream, folks.