British Elementary School Kids Accidentally Shown Porn Instead Of ‘Paddington Bear’ Movie

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There is a time and place for human beings to learn about the wonderful world of online porn, but I think that most of us can agree that “with the rest of your elementary school classmates during an assembly at the school” is not that time.

According to The Irish Sun, nine-year-old kids know as “Year Five” students at the Croft Academy in Walsall, England got the show of their lives recently when they were supposed to sit down together during “Golden Time” to watch a Paddington Bear movie but were instead treated to hardcore smut.

That means the school’s principal Mr. Davis had to write a rather unfortunate note and send it along to a bunch of pissed off parents.

“During Year 5’s Golden Time today, whilst watching ‘Paddington Bear’ we had a failure in our filters,” Davis wrote. “An inappropriate image came up. School has strict measures in place to prevent such images from appearing.”

Despite the apology note from Mr. Davis, the kids’ parents were still not too thrilled about it.

“I was absolutely disgusted to hear it from my child’s mouth, to know he has been shown this,” one parent said. “You do not expect to have it in a school; you try your best to prevent it at home. Some children take it with a pinch of salt but other kids are traumatized.”

School officials think the porn popped up while the Paddington Bear movie was being streamed from the internet, so this is as good of a time as any to remind you guys to have two computers, one of which should be used just for work and the other for things like social media and tit flicks.

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