Woman Tries To Convince Internet That Dildo Dog Found While On Walk Isn’t Hers

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A lot of dogs will pick up anything while being walked — just look at this dog that found a giant dildo in a park and refused to let it go. And the reason I bring that up is because another dog found yet another dildo in public recently, and the dog’s owner is trying to convince everyone it isn’t hers.

A flight attendant named Sophie McGrattan was walking her dog, Bella when Bella decided to pick something up off the ground and she didn’t want to drop it. That ‘something’? A pink dildo. Take a look at the photos below shared by McGrattan herself on Twitter.

Here’s a closer look:

Photo: Twitter

Man, Bella has a tight hold on that thing.

But things didn’t turn out well for McGrattan as people started to believe that Bella took the dildo from McGrattan’s own home in Paisley, Renfrewshire. And now she’s trying to convince people it isn’t hers.

McGrattan had to step in and set the record straight. Here’s what she had to say:

“I was honestly mortified. These builders were there also so they were pure shouting over ‘aww hen think you’ve lost something.’ It’s embarrassing the amount of people that think it’s mine.”

Photo: Twitter/SophieMcGratton

Well I’m certainly glad she cleared that up. And now to find who in that neighborhood dropped their dildo while out and about.

h/t Metro

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