Florida Man Jumps Off Bridge To Get Away From His Crazy, Drunk Girlfriend

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Usually when you’re riding around in your car with your girlfriend and the phrase “jerked it” is involved, it means it was probably one of the best rides of your life.

Unfortunately for one Florida man, that was not the case Tuesday. In fact, pretty much the exact opposite happened to the poor bastard.

Florida Man Jumps Off Bridge To Get Away From His Crazy, Drunk Girlfriend

According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the man and his girlfriend were driving across a bridge spanning the Intracoastal Waterway in Jupiter when she suddenly began “striking him” repeatedly. She then “grabbed hold of the steering wheel and jerked it, causing the car to slam into the concrete barrier separating traffic and come to a stop.”

Wanting no more of the “There is no Dana, only Zuul” treatment, the dude…wait for it…jumped off the bridge and swam to a nearby park to escape her wrath. Police arrived on the scene a short while later and backed up the notion that the man’s girlfriend was a fucking nut job, so she was taken into custody and hauled off to jail.

No word as to what the guy has been doing since his girlfriend has been in the clink, but our guess is that he’s been on an epic bender ever since to celebrate his newfound freedom.

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