Hey Everyone, Porn Star Cherie DeVille Is Considering Running For President

Photo: Instagram/Cherie DeVille

Hey, if a garbage can on legs can be in charge of America, everyone has a chance.

If you’re super into porn, you are probably familiar with 39-year-old porn star Cherie DeVille. But DeVille has other aspirations besides flopping around with naked strangers, she wants to be president and run against Donald Trump in 2020. Oh, but there’s more — ’90s rapper Coolio would be her running mate.

The porn star hasn’t officially filed as she’s waiting to see if there is enough support and momentum to seriously pursue it. But not to worry, DeVille already has a website, PornStarForPresident.com. DeVille says the thought of running for president popped into her head when Trump was elected last year.

“When he first ran, I thought his campaign was a stunt or joke, and people were only watching because it made good TV,” she told Huffington Post. “I thought when the election came, people would do what’s right and not vote for him. But people seem more interested in celebrity than a person’s views and more interested in the spectacle.”

Photo: PORNSTARFORPRESIDENT.COM

DeVille, who says she’s a “libertarian liberal,” also had this to say:

“My philosophy of governing is based on integrity, honesty and openness. I will listen to my experts. I’m not an insane narcissist. I love other people.

I have good communication skills. I can read people. I’m diplomatic with people of all backgrounds. I’m open-minded and accepting of people of other cultures. I agree with Libertarians on a lot of issues, but not the environment or health care. I think government needs to lend a hand with those, and we can’t depend on the free market.”

Photo: PORNSTARFORPRESIDENT.COM

Well she already seems to know more than the Donald. And as for Coolio as her running mate, DeVille added this:

He represents the American dream. He started from nothing and made something of himself.”

Way back in August, DeVille actually released a video talking about all this (and it includes more porn stars)

“I’m fully aware that people don’t think highly of pornographers,” DeVille said. “So I decided to make it outrageous. Will these people in the video be given the positions mentioned in the video? No. But they were willing to be there and get interest and create a spectacle. My views are real and my desire is there. I consider it showmanship.”

Hell, she has my vote — it can’t get any worse.

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