Mom Helps Naked Dude To Bed After Mistaking Him For Her Son
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Someone needs to remind this lady what her actual son looks like.
Juliet Jarvis was trying to be a good mom when she tucked in who she believed was her 30-year-old son Stewart Kinsey. The man, who’d painted half of his face like a skeleton for Halloween, simply said “thanks,” and went back to sleep. But there was on problem: this wasn’t Jarvis’ son at all. And Jarvis didn’t realize it until the next morning.
The 49-year-old only realized it after her husband, Cliff, said, “There’s a naked bloke upstairs and it’s not Stewart.” And who was it? It was 29-year-old Marc Campfield who had ended up inside the house after being kicked out of club in Farnham, Surrey, for… falling asleep. And Campfield still isn’t sure how in the hell he ended up in the Jarvis household.
Initially, Campfield tried to pretend he was a friend of Stewart’s but realised he wasn’t going to be able to get away with it. “I tried to bluff that I knew their son,” he told the Sun. “The lady took a picture of me to send to him. I knew then I had been rumbled.”
Still, everyone saw the funny side. Juliet brought the naked stranger a pair of her son’s trousers and a t-shirt so he could make his way somewhat sheepishly downstairs.
“We said, ‘Did you have a drink last night?'” Ms Jarvis explained to the paper. “He replied, ‘I think so,’ and we all started laughing. My husband ran him home. He was obviously house-trained as he knew not to walk mud through, his shoes were in the conservatory.”
“I could not have stumbled into the home of two more lovely people,” said Mr Campfield. “They were so understanding.”
Jarvis even shared the hilarious mishap with Facebook.
I’d like to think my mom would never mistake me for another dude, but then again she would accept him if he was a doctor.