There Are Now Platform Crocs And People Can’t Deal
If you own or have ever owned a pair of Crocs I don’t know if there is any hope for you. For some ungodly reasons millions of people have decided to slip their feet into that nightmare foam clog. But if you didn’t think it could get any worse it has all thanks to Balenciaga.
That’s right, folks, what you’re looking at is a platform Croc. This beast was introduced by Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week as part of their SS18 presentation. Now I don’t know what any of that is, all I know is that monstrosity above will probably be purchased and worn by million of college girls on their campus.
— Sarah Mendelsohn (@ahitofsarah) October 1, 2017
Pretty scary to look at. And look at how Twitter feels about all this.
i hate this world
— Serena Wright (@reenaiswright) October 1, 2017
i feel offended
— cozy spice (@sydegee) October 1, 2017
I feel my ankle broken
— Gerbygomo (@gerbshanarb) October 1, 2017
balenciaga out here making platform crocs bih im here and alive for this pic.twitter.com/UIlFwJIVOU
— spicy cabrona (@evvilegg) October 1, 2017
This is the first time I’ve actually felt triggered by anything and do need a safe space.
— Sarah M (@SarahBondgirl53) October 1, 2017
I honestly feel personally victimised by them. Can I get a refund on the mental scarring?
— Laura (@maxandmummyblog) October 1, 2017
No one tell Big Fashion about the toe shoes or they’re next *shudder* pic.twitter.com/9eJVlX3w9Z
— Kyle Collins (@KyleCollins) October 1, 2017
Is there no dignity left in the world?