Hilarious Penis Drawings from Social Media

A reoccurring dick drawing artist, creator of such masterpieces like the Cocktopus is back with a penis dragon. Pretty sure Emilia Clarke wouldn’t be so proud to call herself the mother of dragons if Drogon and his brothers in Game of Thrones looked like this.

Art imitates art and artists. A lot of effort was put into this penis drawing, and we can’t wait for 20 to pass in order to see a Buzzfeed article about how this penis looks now.

This is how your penis looks after you don’t put him in a girl for several months because you’re too busy watching porn. Or maybe the artist shamed himself for having an awkward erection story. Or even worse, a missing erection story.

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The person who drew this called it the “Sir Richard” which is pretty clever since Richard shortened is somehow Dick. Which is why you can say dick on TV. But the penis drawing can also pass as Don Coxote.

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Last we have a throwback to something we all did and that is adding penises to photographies. Text books, comic books, magazines, it didn’t matter when you were younger – everybody was waiting to hold a dick.

This photo can’t be embedded but is too good not to include it. Angel dick Maria would be a nice pun for the Argentine soccer player Angel di Maria. Arsene Wenger – Arsene Wanger. This shouldn’t be this fun.

Hopefully, you’ve enjoyed these Vincent van Dongs, Michelwangelos, Jackson Pollcocks, and Pablo Picockssos.

Which of these penis drawings was the funniest to you?

Take Good Care of Your Penis and Do Some Kegels For It.

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