Florida Man Walks Into Church And Shows Everybody His Genitals
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Boy, church sure has changed a lot since I was a kid.
According to the Palm Beach Post, a 48-year-old Florida man strolled into a Vero Beach church last week, made his way to the front stage, dropped his pants and put his manhood on display for all to see.
Authorities said Christopher James Frey did more than just attend a service at the Central Assembly Of God on Wednesday. With 39 other people in attendance and looking to get closer to their savior, they instead left with an unwanted vision of Frey’s naughty parts.
After what must have seemed like an eternity but was more like just a few seconds, a group of parishioners made their way to the stage, got him to pull up his pants and escorted him out of the church. When police arrived on the scene and asked Frey why in God’s name he would expose himself in front of good churchgoing folks, Frey said he actually had a good reason for doing so.
That reason? You guessed it: “The Lord told me to do it,” Frey said.
Police disagreed and arrested him.