This Woman Decided To Give This Dude Oral Sex On A Subway Because Romance Is Alive (NSFW)

I hope my parents are proud of me.

So as my dream of winning a Pulitzer Prize continues to slip through my fingers, I just had to share this extremely important video of a woman giving oral sex to a dude on the subway. Because after I’ve told you about the woman giving a guy head in a grocery store, and about the couple who filmed a sex tape inside of a Walmart, there is really no going back.

So while we don’t know where this was filmed, we know it’s on a subway, and we know we feel bad for the person who stood anywhere near that spot afterwards. Take a look at the NSFW video clip thanks to the classy Instagram titled Subway Creatures.

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Can someone also explain to me why the guy decided to sit on this woman’s lap afterwards? That part might be the most disturbing.

In conclusion: We apologize for showing you this and we look forward to showing you similar things in the future. Enjoy the rest of your day.

h/t Barstool Sports

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