Woman Says She Came Way Too Close To Devouring A Human Penis
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Don’t worry, guys. There are pictures to prove she isn’t full of shit.
Every so often we hear of a story of people finding something disgusting in their food — something that obviously shouldn’t be in there. It is just like the woman who found a rat head in her Popeye’s chicken. The point is that a lot of people find gross things in their food. Especially the poor woman below.
According to Elite Daily, a woman in Ghana named Akousa recently sat down for what should have been an enjoyable bowl of soup, but after eating the majority of what was cooked in the broth, she noticed a sausage-like piece of meat that made her close her piehole.
The reason Akousa stopped eating? You guessed it: She thought that sausage-like item was actually a human penis.
— Monte OZ (@MonteOzAfrica) November 16, 2016
Just look at that thing. No really, look.
“I had eaten all the other meat in the soup and was about finishing off with the biggest piece when I noticed the funny looking meat which looked like a male genital organ,” the woman told a local media outlet.
It’s unknown which restaurant in the city of Accra the poor woman frequented that day, but the name of the dish she ordered is “Tuo zafi.”
So yeah, the next time you sit down at a restaurant you are unfamiliar with and you see Tuo zafi on the menu, odds are you’re just going to want to settle for the lamb chops or chicken parm instead. Either that, or politely excuse yourself from the table and get the hell out of there.