Hey Veterans! These Two Porn Stars Are Handing Out Free Blow Jobs Today To Honor You

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Hey, if you put your life on the line for the love of your country the least you should get is a free blow job, right?

While these two porn stars were offering free oral fun for people who didn’t vote for Donald Trump, and this Bunny Ranch hooker is offering 50% off discount for sex, these two awesome porn stars have decided to give back to our veterans in the only way they know how: Blow jobs.

Hey Veterans! These Two Porn Stars Are Handing Out Free Blow Jobs Today To Honor You

Here’s the catch: You have to be a veteran that is near The Sausage Castle in Saint Cloud, Florida. Or if you can haul ass and drive there before the day is up then get ready for some head.

Porn star Jenny Jizz (yes, that’s the name she went with), along with her porn star friend Naughty Alysha are the gals behind this, so you veterans should expect one of them to treat you to some fun. Man, what a country.

Mike Busey, owner of The Sausage Castle, had this to say:“You can pat them on the back and say thank you for your service and stuff, or you can get them drunk and give them a blow job. They just want to forget about the shit they had to do over there.”

Man, this Mike dude is alright.

But if a strange woman on your junk isn’t your thing, Mike is also offering free haircuts, free dinner and tattoos, too.

This day is for you, veterans.

h/t Bro Bible

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