Naked Man Arrested For Going Door-To-Door In Search Of Somebody To Have Sex With Him

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Well, you can’t say a lack of effort is the issue here. I mean, it’s basically another form of fishing with dynamite, and chances are sooner or later he was going to get a hit.

Naked Man Arrested For Going Door-To-Door In Search Of Somebody To Have Sex With Him

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Hey,  this dude probably read about the couple that had sex in front of of a window for all to see, and about the trashy couple who had sex in a Walmart, and he just wanted some of the same.

According to The Smoking Gun, a drunk, naked Tennessee man was arrested late last month after he knocked on several doors in a Florida beach community in hopes that somebody would answer one of them and have sex with him.

Police said they found 27-year-old Joshua Ivy “completely naked and extremely intoxicated” when they arrived on the scene in the early morning hours of October 28. Ivy was holding an unopened can of Coors Light in one hand, but he couldn’t tell officers exactly how much alcohol he had consumed before they got there. Ivy was also slurring his words, but the officers were able to make out that he was “banging on their windows and doors” because he was “searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.”

The good news for Ivy is that based on what we’ve heard through the years, odds are he didn’t have to search very long for somebody to plow him once the cops arrested him for disorderly intoxication and placed him behind bars.

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