British Airways Pilot Suspended For Masturbating During Flight

Photo: MatusDuda (Getty)

Hey, some folks like pleasuring themselves on a sidewalk while everyone is trying to go on with their day, and some folks like to pleasure themselves in the office lobby while waiting to register as a sex offender. Well, only one guy did that. But then, some folks like enjoying themselves while flying a plane. And that’s exactly what British Airways is saying one of their pilots did.

British Airways has suspended one of their pilots, 51-year-old Colin Glover, while it investigates X-rated photos that leaked that allegedly shows Glover masturbating while handling a plane. Although of course Glover has denied it is him. The images, which are kind of graphic, mainly shows a man’s legs wearing stockings, while his feet are up on the controls. Oh, and all of his junk is showing.

Photo: The Sun

Photo: The Sun

‘This is very dangerous if the plane is in mid-flight,’ Chris Yates, an airline expert said. No shit, Chris. We don’t need an airline “expert” to inform us how dangerous it would be to operate a massive place while pleasuring the hell out of yourself, but thanks for the info, Chris.

Glover and his lawyer have continued to state that it isn’t him in the photos. And if you look at the photos, it does look like something that was taken in the ’80s, unless British Airways hasn’t updated their planes in decades. Plus, where was the co-pilot in all of this? I’m going to assume he didn’t want to “co-pilot” for this situation.

And if you really want to see the photos for some reason you can head here.

h/t Metro

Maybe that pilot should move to Italy: Italian Supreme Court Says Masturbating In Public Is Legal